Author: Flatkatsi

Email: flatkatsi@optusnet.com.au

Status: Complete

Category: Humor

Pairings: None

Spoilers: None

Season: Six

Rating: G

Content Warnings: None

File Size: 22kb

Summary: The Colonel is bored

Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

"Hey, Kids "

"Evening, Sir"

"Good evening, O'Neill"

"Colonel"

"Guys?"

"Yes. O'Neill?"

"I'm bored."

"Bored, Sir?"

"Yes, Carter, bored."

"Guys?"

"Yes, Sir?"

"I'm still bored."

"Perhaps if you remained silent you could enter a meditative state."

"I'm bored."

"You did not attempt to meditate O'Neill"

"I did. I tried it!"

"Not for long, O'Neill"

"It was so for long, Teal'c"

"You were silent for no more than two minutes, O'Neill"

"See! I did try!"

"You did not try hard enough, O'Neill"

"Did"

"Didn't"

"Did"

"Didn't"

"Maybe we could tell ghost stories like on the last mission?"

"No!"

"No, Jonas!"

"I do not feel that that would be a good idea, JonasQuinn"

"OK then, Sir Ð what about a word game?"

"Like what, Carter?"

"You name something & the next person has to name something else starting with the last letter of the first thing."

"Huh?"

"You'll catch on, Sir

OK Ð I'll start, Sir "Seth." Now your turn, Teal'c"

"Hathor"

"Ra"

"Apophis"

"Sokar"

"Ra"

"We've had Ra, Sir"

"Haven't"

"Have, Sir"

"Haven't"

"We have, Colonel"

"Stupid game!"

"I'm bored."