Author: Flatkatsi

Email: flatkatsi@optusnet.com.au

Status: Complete

Category: Humor

Pairings: None

Spoilers: None

Season: Six

Sequel/Series Info: Seems to be one doesn't it? Campfire Conversations?

Rating: G

Content Warnings: None

File Size: 22kb

Summary: Jonas helps to combat boredom

Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

"Colonel."

"Yes, Jonas?"

"I thought that you and the others might be interested in some research that I was doing before we left on this mission."

"What research was that, Jonas?"

"Well, Major, I decided to investigate the type of activities carried out by humans whilst sitting around a campfire"

"Run that by me again."

"Of course, Colonel. I read several books on the subject of campfire activities Ð games and such."

"What did you discover, JonasQuinn?"

"There was one game that I found particularly interesting, Teal'c. It's called Spin the Bottle."

"What!"

"Spin the Bottle, Jonas?"

"What does this game involve, JonasQuinn. Perhaps we could play it"

"You spin a bottle on the ground and you have to kiss whoever it points to."

"So if I spun the bottle and it pointed at ColonelO'Neill I would have to kiss him? I do not think that I would like to do that."

"No. If I understand the rules correctly, you would kiss the nearest person of the opposite sex"

"So I would kiss MajorCarter?"

"Yes Ð I suppose that would be how it works."

"That would be more acceptable. Then if you spun the bottle and it pointed at me, you would also have to kiss MajorCarter? And the Colonel would also have to kiss MajorCarter?

MajorCarter, is this a common game amongst humans on camping trips?

MajorCarter is there something wrong?"

"Oh God! Oh God! You guys are killing me!"

"Are you in pain, O'Neill?"

"I don't think that the Major wants to play Spin the Bottle, Teal'c and Colonel O'Neill seems suddenly incapable of speech"

"Perhaps we can put your research to use another time, JonasQuinn?"