Author: Flatkatsi

Email: flatkatsi@optusnet.com.au

Status: Complete

Category: Challenge Humor

Pairings: None

Spoilers: None

Season: Six

Rating: G

Content Warnings: Silliness

File Size : 23kb

Summary: The team with too much time on their hands.

Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

Author's Note: Sorry Ð no one to blame but myself.

"It was a dark a stormy night. ÉWhy are you laughing, ColonelO'Neill?"

"Sorry, big guy, go on with your story"

"As I was saying - it was a dark and stormy night. I do not understand the reason for your laughter, O'Neill"

"Ignore him Teal'c Ð I would like to hear the story."

"I would too. Could you please be quiet, Colonel."

"Ok sorry guys. I'll be quiet."

"I will begin again. It was a dark and stormy nightÉ I am beginning to become annoyed, O'Neill. Please desist or leave the camp area."

"It was your idea to tell ghost stories, Colonel"

"We listened to your story. Now let Teal'c tell his, please Sir."

"Just don't start with that phrase, Teal'c. It's the start that gets me every time."

"I must, O'Neill. It is the traditional opening for such tales amongst my people Are you mocking my traditions, O'Neill?"

"No. Sorry. Not mocking. Wouldn't dream of it. I'll be good. Please continue."

"Very wellÉIt was a dark and stormy night"

"Teal'c! Get off him! Jonas, help me! Teal'c!"

"Ummmpphhh! Can't breathe. Laughing too much! Help! Get off me, you're heavy! Oh god oh god! Someone help!"

"I will not get off until you desist from laughing, O'Neill I am a warrior I will not be laughed at. You are laughing as well, MajorCarter. Must I sit on you as well?"

"No noÉ.!"